Taylor swift
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Dear Taylor,

I need to be honest. I'm just gonna come out and say it. I'm breaking up with you.

It's not you, it's me.

You'll always be my Tay-Tay, and I'll always be your . I know will really miss you too.

I think you're really . Please remember that. Before we part ways, how about we one last time? For old time's sake.

I hope this doesn't come off as ; I'd really like to stay friends.

Also, I should let you know I recently found out I've contracted a bad case of . Please get tested ASAP.

Sincerely,